Last Saturday, I went to the Original Renaissance Pleasure Faire. It was my very first time and while it was a bit overwhelming (I’m an introvert so it startles me when people I don’t know start up a conversation. Especially in Ye Olde Theme Role-Playing speak), I had a lot of fun. I shot arrow from a bow! I threw knives! I watched a joust!

The pal that I went with posted a picture of us to Facebook and while I am a rather small-chested lady, the photo was very flattering to my breasticle region.

They looked like this. BOING!

They looked like this. BOING!

My mom saw the picture and asked me if I was wearing a pop-up bra.


This totally needs to happen, people. Make it so.