Recently, I had the following conversation with my mom:
Mom: I saw The Help last night. It was really good! Did you know that Ron Howard’s daughter was in that movie? She played a real ‘b-word’.
Me: What do you mean, ‘b-word’?
Mom: You know what I mean!
Mom: No! Well, yes, she is beautiful but that’s not what I meant.
Me: Was she a real ‘See you next Tuesday’?
Me: C. U. What’s the first letter of ‘next’?
Mom: C. U. N…?
Me: And what’s the first letter of Tuesday?
Mom: C. U. N. T. *pauses to work it out* Cunt!
Me: You will say ‘cunt’ with enthusiasm and vigor but you won’t say ‘bitch’?
Mom: Well, I was excited that I figured it out!
And rightly so, mom.