So the good stuff first:
My supremely awesome and way super talented friend, SLiD3, took a dorky little unfinished Ron Swanson sketch of mine and turned it into GOLD. He is the king of taking 2D drawings and making them into incredible 3D renderings. You should definitely shoot over to his Tumblr, not just to get various sizes of the above wallpaper, but to marvel at all the adorable-ness he has created.
So, now onto the sketch-backstory that you probably don’t care about at this point (I know I don’t, HA!)